Johnny had a dog, but he had no friends,

He always tried to stay with the latest trends

Like crying all the time and wearing depends

But that trend was just in his head.



Missy took a trip to the local zoo,

She wanted to feed the kangaroo's

But nobody told her what to do

So she joined with the monkeys who were throwing poo 



I don't wanna try 

To explain my mind

Cause everything is fine

Stop whining all the time



Kevy was a cop in a seaside town

He was kinda short and awful round

He liked to get off by putting people down

But one day things will come around



Leo went to county now he's doing time

Writes me everyday and says he doing fine

Except he found a guy who likes his behind

So when he gets out there'll be no more crime





I don't wanna try 

To explain my mind

Cause everything is fine

Stop whining all the time