By: Russ Haines

Do you know my name? Will you lend me money?
I know we must have met cuz yer looking at me funny
My train of thought keeps blowing through the station
Where was I? Could you be more patient?

Help me find my train
I think I'll play in the street again
I can't seem to get out of the rain
But even I know that time marches on

If I didn't have a leg I wouldn't have a leg to stand on
I think I've lost my mind, it's something that I've planned on
You know what they say about mad dogs and Englishmen
Neither one can cook

Help me find my brain
I think I'll play in the street again
I can't seem to get out of the rain
But even I know that time marches on

I have a tendency to run with scissors in my hand
May I have another clothespin? The world is full of sand
If I said I love you would you think me too unkind
To hide under the covers while searching for my mind

Help me find my brain
I think I'll play in the street again
I can't seem to get out of the rain
But even I know that time marches on

Yes even I know that time marches on