You know they put him up to it, it wasn't very nice
They handed him the dog and made him name his price
The dog was old and deaf and it couldn't even see
When it got a heaping helping of his hospitality

   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow

He smiled a bit looked around and tossed it in the car
Slammed the door said shut up cunt we aren't going far
That doggie whimpered moaned and whined it didn't want go
Chris just lit another joint and turned up the radio

   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow

{Guitar}

When the dog stopped twitching, in case you have some doubts
He brought the body back and then he left it in your house
It was later that same night when I heard your mother say
I really loved that dog it's too bad he passed away

   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow

He only got ten dollars and it went right to his head
He'd do it all again 'cause he always needs the bread
I don't want you to get worried I hope you can stay calm
But he overheard you bitching just how much you hate your mom

   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well
   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow