I could stand here
Whispering for 3 1/2 minutes
And still sound a lot more interesting
Than you ever could be screaming

I could stand here
Dead silent for 3 1/2 hours
And still sound a lot more intelligent
Than your memorized ivy league life

And don't say you don't
Don't say you don't know cuz
You know, you know, you know, you know 
You know, you know, you know, you know
You've seen every show, you've read every essay
You know you are a classic case

I could hold your blue pale hand for 3 1/2 years
But I'd never be the right hand
That you've been looking for 
And what's more

You've got a lot more to deal with
Than chasing me
A boy you'll never be with
Because of my pretty pink insides

And don't say you don't
Don't say you don't know cuz
You know, you know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know, you know 
You've seen every show, you've read every essay
You know you are a classic case

And my catchphrase
Is so real DUMB
Coming off of your hungry tongue!
Coming off of your hungry tongue! 

You could stand here whispering for 3 1/2 hours
About how much you do miss me
And I would not flinch
You did this

You know, you know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know, you know 
You've seen every show, you've read every essay
You know you are a classic case