Have you ever been in love

And was it a good one?

I can't speak for myself I suppose

Cause the love that I know

Could never trust as far as I could throw

Love was never in the limelight

Love couldn't last through the night

Cause the Love that I knew

Was always asking more

Than I could do



And If I ever live it down

I might be surprised when I'm alone

I wish you just knew your Uno



Love was never even an issue

Dry your eyes with my towels and time

Cause the love that I know

Was willing to stretch as far

As it goes

Love is jealous and wicked

Sad songs have never depicted

The Love that I knew

Was always biting more than it could chew



And if I ever checked around

I might be surprised at what I find

I wish I just knew your Uno



And I could spend days wondering how

You are and what you're doing now

I last heard you were a librarian

I bet the books are melting away

(Melting away)



Have you ever been in love

And was it a good one?

I can't speak for myself today

Cause the love that I know

Is only good for one roll in the hay

Love was never in the limelight

Love couldn't last through the night

Cause the that I've known

Is always casting out the first stone



And if I ever live it down

I might be surprised

I wish you just knew it

I wish you just knew it

I wish you just knew your Uno