the master of deception woke the devil and then set him free

she turned from an ocean to an ogre and selected me

i can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil

i don't care at all assuming that it's mother nature's fault

it's funny how a part of me ceases to be

i waited all summer just to see her leave

mother nature

she hated all my lyrics, so i lied and said i threw them out

the only one who knows this is me, but now the record's out

i can't help but paint a perfect picture with a double "a"

rhyme scheme

i don't care at all, assuming that it's mother nature's fault

a sentimental part of me that ceases to be

i waited all winter just to see her breathe

show me your best kept secrets and i'll never ever tell all

your friends that you know well

you let me down, down

i'll never listen to another heartfelt love song cuase this

time of month, it's a drag

you know they're dead wrong

i can only comprehend the half of what i hear cause you know

we're all doomed