I'm a woman, hear me roarÂ… 
if you don't open my door 


I can do anything that a man can doÂ… 
but I don't want to 


Oh, the female sex has a lot more classÂ… 
unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass 


I'm a 21st century galÂ… 
but I can't set my VCR 


Well I am not your hookerÂ… 
but you're still gonna pay 


‘Cause sex is a special thing … 
and a darn good weapon 


Because my body belongs to meÂ… 
until I get dinner and a movie 


I don't sleep aroundÂ… 
until I do a credit check 


which I change every two seconds 


And I'm not afraid to ask for directionsÂ… 
'cause I can't read a map 


And I stand behind my man soÂ… 
I can nag him as much as I can 


And I can fight in combatÂ… 
but I can't kill a spider 


And I never tell a lieÂ… 
but I will fake an orgasm 


‘Cause I am the real McCoy… 
except for my boobs and my face 


And I get hot ‘n sweaty… 
for the opening of a new shoe storeÂ…. 


And I am very proud of my ageÂ… 
which is none of your freakin' business