Sittin' in Cancun
Right in the bathroom
I've been drinking Tequila all night
Eating Tostadas and Enchiladas
Partying hard now I'm payin' the price
'Cause now I'mÂ….

Wasting away again in Diarrheaville
Searching for my lost Kaopectate
Some people claim there's a Taco to blame
But I know
It's that worm that I ate

Now I can make a piñata
With all of the toilet paper I've used
And those Jalapenos
I wish I didn't eat those
They're even hotter the 2nd time through
'Cause now I'mÂ….

Wasting away again in Diarrheaville
This partying life sure is a ball
Some people claim Montezuma's to blame
But I knowÂ…
It's Jimmy Buffet's fault.