The Effin Song

There's a little town in Limerick
And Effin is it's name
We've all been banned from Facebook
And that's an Effin shame
They say that we're offensive
But when all is done and said
We can't help that we were Effin born
Or we were Effin bred

Chorus

But I'm proud to come from Effin
And let me tell you why
I walk down the Effin high street
With my Effin head held high
There's one thing you're forgettin'
Although it may be true
Sure everyone in Ireland
Well they came from Effin too!

You can come from Termonfeckin
And they don't mind at all
Or Cockstown down in Wexford
Or Muff in Donegal
There's Hackballscross in county Louth
Or Nobber up in Meath
But if you come from Effin
Well Facebook won't be pleased

Chorus

And let me tell you why
I walk down the Effin high street
With my Effin head held high
There's one thing you're forgettin'
Although it may be true
Sure everyone in Ireland
Well they came from Effin too!

So if you come to Ireland
Be sure to make a call
To the little town called Effin
We'll have an Effin ball
We'll meet you in the Effin pub 
And drink your Effin health
And if you don't believe me
Why not try Effin yourself

Chorus

But I'm proud to come from Effin
And let me tell you why
I walk down the Effin high street
With my Effin head held high
There's one thing you're forgettin'
Although it may be true
Sure everyone in Ireland
Well they came from Effin too!

Sure there's no one here in Ireland
Who didn't come from Effin too!