I was there alone one day

Me, Fred and my microwave

Fred was a gerbil just the same

I was feeling quiet insane

60 seconds set on high

Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye

Watch old Freddy run and run

He went Kaboom ! Just like a gun

Go and get a Brillo pad

Fred is dead aw ain't it sad

I didn't do it - that I wish

Guess who's next it's Bob my fish