What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what 

could it 

possibly be? 

It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town 

to take revenge 

upon me! 



How could they have known, I found one outside my home and 

now he is my 

garden gnome? 

I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget, 

I loose control! 

(chorus) 

I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and 

they hate me! 

I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them, 

yes indeed! 

Break it down.