Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there

Hey bitches, my scalp itches
I'll do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I need more gel
My hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there

Let's get a dike spike
Are those highlights?
That's a great color
Ooooh
Let's totally get a perm
Pshyeah
Time to retouch those roots
Bitches
Oh My God

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there

Where's my flat iron?
Huh?
Where's my flat iron?
Huh?
Where's my flat iron?
Huh!?
Where's my flat iron?
Huh?
Where's my flat iron?
Huh?
Where's my flat iron?
Huh!?

What a slut (excuse me)
But I like your cut (oh really?)
Totally
You're such a slut
(You still think I'm a slut?)
Definitely

Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads
More like dreadheads
Oh My God

Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there
Hey there, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there
Pshyeah, I like your hair
Who does your hair? 
I wanna go there

Oh My God
Oh My God
Oh My God
Just shave it off