Fifth o' whisky
Irish gin
Don't remember
Which bar I'm in
Take your place
Here on my knee
Gonna give ya.....

Woman.....be my victim

Gonna tell ya
Things I know
Bad behavior
Enjoy the show
Baby listen
Don't cover your ears
Disrespectful.....

You....will remember

Raw and brazen
What I'm about
Gimme numbers
'Fore they throw me out
Watchin' cleavage
Won't look in your face
While I'm grabbin.......

You.....need a witness