Mountain man mountain man

Makes his living off the fat of the land

Mountain man mountain man

Drinks like a fish and hits like a ram

Mountain man mountain man

Out skinning beaver man whenever he can

Mountain man mountain man

Running through the woods with his dick in his hands

Hugh glass

Hauled ass

Up into a tree

Hugh glass

Found his ass

In the jaws of a grizzly

Alpine sunshine

Where's my scalp and where's my spine