They made a mistake at the toy factory

and forgot to turn off the brain machine.

So when security opened the door the next day,

there was a plastic, brand new army.

And they were as smart as geek is chic right now,

and as clever as the invention of pillow cases.

And they asked the guard who had made them,

but his knees were so shaky and he wasn't so smart,

so he shot them all dead.