The other night I tried to go to a show
But the man at the door
He told me no
He said, "No one under 21 allowed"
But he must have been stupid `cause I saw my friends in the crowd
He said, "You can`t buy an alcoholic drink"
"So we don`t care what you really think"
(chorus):
Why`s this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
Under 21
So I went and got myself a plan that would work
And I went on home and got a real short skirt
And I flirt my way right through that goddamn door
But once inside the music was no more
Well I guess I got there just a bit too late
I guess it`s just my luck
It`s just my fate
(repeat chorus)
I only want to have a little fun
But every time I try they tell me "You`re not 21"