I met a guy last night and girl, I felt the earth move
If you'd've been there I swear you would've felt it too
But I spilled red wine on his white shirt
I stuttered and stumbled over all my words

'Cause he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
And oh my god that smile of his just slays me
Yeah, I love him, wanna have his babies
The only problem is he hates me

I thought I'd make things better so I asked if he'd like to dance
If we could get a little closer I thought we might have a chance
So much for a kiss with his busted up mouth

But he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
And oh my god that smile of his just slays me
Yeah, I love him, wanna have his babies
The only problem is he hates me

We could be honeymoonin' south of the border
If he'd just drop that restrainin' order

'Cause he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
And oh my god that smile of his just slays me
Yeah, I love him, wanna have his babies
The only problem is he hates me

Yeah, whatever honey