I will never let you let me leave, I promise I'm not lying
Go ahead ask anybody who has seen me trying
I'm not going, if it seems like I did, I'm probably waiting outside

Such a stubborn man you'll likely never meet another
When we have our family dinner you can ask my mother
She's the best, learn all about her on our family history test

I'm gonna do this right
Show you I'm not moving
Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow
Oh, I'm gonna love you so
You'll learn what I already know
'I love you' means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
You can try, oh, but I
'I love you' means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me

I grew up an only child in a suburb of the city
Spent my days alone my only friend was a stray kitty called Sardine
I though it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish

She played hard to get hissing while she scratched me
What she was trying to say was "Ogie come and catch me"
I learned quickly, perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me

Oh, I'm gonna do this right
Show you I'm not moving
Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow
Oh, I'm gonna love you so
You'll learn what I already know
'I love you' means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
You can try, oh, but I
'I love you' means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me
You can try, oh, but I
'I love you' means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me