Isle of man is an island in the sea
Of things I don't tell people about me
It's a secret place where I live my fantasy
In the company of men who feel free

And though I love my wife
And my kids run my life
There's more to me
Than at first you can see

There's a place I can go
A world all aglow

With glitter and muscles
And hot naked tussles
With fairies who can marry
Whoever they like

And bears pad through each other's undergrowth
As pretty teens try not to choke
And grandpas take blue pills
To keep parts of them alive

On the isle of man where it never ever snows
A million fireflies every night put on a show
And as I survey this world, all the men and boys below
I can feel the gentle tears begin to flow

For I love my wife
And my kids run my life

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