Will you be my gayby
Ladadidada
My gayby
We’ll go on playdates
All over town
Me and your daddy
Ladadidada
Will love you
Feed house and clothe you
'Til you’re thirty-one

Will you be my gayby
Ladadidada
And share with us
Our far too few days
Under the sun
We’ll watch you grow up
Ladadidada
A girl-turned-man
Who’ll help us pay rent
When we’re old and done

And sometimes I’m sure we’ll fail
And sometimes we’ll pull through
But darling you must know
That we’ll always take good care of you
No matter what you do
Whatever path you choose
We’ll always love you

So be our gayby
And it should only take
A year or two
For the papers to come through
We’ll be your family
And I’ll dry your face
As my mom weeps
Tears of joy over you

And God knows we’re not perfect
And soon you’ll know too
But darling if you’re ever feeling lost
Alone and sad and blue
And you don’t know what to do
Your daddy and I have been there too
And we’re always here for you

Will you be my gayby
Ladadidada
My gayby
We’ll go on playdates
All over town
Me and your daddy
Ladadidada
Will love you
Feed house and clothe you
'Til you’re thirty-one