Yes  yes  y'all
 Salt and Pepa's here with a brand new call
 People are saying  "No  it just can't be them"
 But yes  it's Salt and Pepa on the mic again

 Here to let you know how the rhymes just go
 When it's time to pick up the microphone
 And let the voice flow
 So yo  Steevee O  let the beat go
 Whether it's fast or slow or medium tempo
 No one can ever flow smooth as this
 Whether he's a Mister or she's a Miss
 So come one, come all, ya gotta bust a sound
 Or rather the rhyme will just gather around
 To see the doper than dope ones, fulfill the circumference
 Go out and buy an amp so that you can pump this

 It's startin' to irk me, yo, Salt, what irks you?
 Other MCs couldn't fill up a circle with fans
 While we were on vacation you couldn't complete your end
 Salt and Pepa now we're back and again featuring
 Spinderella, she's not a fella but a pro
 And on the wheels of steel good to go
 Cuttin' up a storm sometimes it's frightning
 First comes the rain then strike the lightning
 Doper than dope, can anyone cope?
 Yes, a-maybe, ahh - nope, so why do you persist and try?
 Look me right in the eye and tell me are you that fly?
 That you can pick up the microphone
 We stake the mic alone
 Hope that you never run into Salt and Pepa
 Cuz we're doper than dope

 Yo, it's been a long time, but now we're back
 Salt and Pepa's gettin' funky on a brand new track
 And more up-to-par, swift like a car
 Stickin' to your mouth like rooftop tar
 Leaving a scar on those who spar
 So pass the cigar, get a drink from the bar
 Lyrics gonna flood your mind like the reservoir
 Here they are, come and join the Salt and Pepa seminar
 The rhymes are refined, some call them bizarre
 But they can catch your ears like a bass guitar
 And speakin' of base, why did ya in the first place?
 Walkin' around town till I see you face to face
 You didn't wanna speak so I rested my case
 And now you're feelin' kinda fragile like an antique vase
 But don't worry friends or even give up hope
 Cuz this time we're hyper than hype on the mic
 Call us doper than dope

 Spinderella, where ya at?
 Give us a funky scratch
 This is it, this is it
 Gettin' doper than doper than dope can get
 Uh, hit me
 Two times

 Three-two-one break down, ya broke up
 Cuz you started speakin' when you shouldn't have spoke up
 You went the wrong way, you shouldn't have tried
 To dis Salt and Pepa cuz half-steppers gettin' fried
 Cuz these females at five minutes a beat
 Is all it takes for us to take control seven days a week
 You're wack, stick to your skeezin' please
 And let's not waste time on the weak MCs
 Cuz they're unreal, and we're the real deal
 Cuz we reveal the real sex appeal

 Yo, fellas, you want some, come and get some
 Doper than dope rhymes so I can hit some
 Musical notes that can hypnotize
 Keep your eyes on the lips, hips, and thighs
 Try to concentrate on the whole scenery
 Cuz this is Salt and the Pepa MC
 Yo, here to rock right with the Idolmakers clan
 There's Steevee-O, Hurby the Luv Bug and also
 The Invincibles, Fat Doug, Dre, and Bougie
 And much more so get your VCR and pick my Fuji tape
 And rush for your house, don't move slow
 Cuz you might miss the main Idols in the video
 You guessed it, yes, it's no joke
 Salt and Pepa's on the mic gettin' (what?)
 Gettin' doper than doper than doper than dope

 Enough (Why?), cuz this ain't your average stuff
 And when it comes to rockin' rhymes Salt and Pepa don't bluff
 We were the Showstoppers that took your men
 We made you shake it then you push it, and we started a trend
 But this trend is kinda different, it's not a gold rope
 This time it's Salt and Pepa, Spinderella gettin' doper than dope