Did somebody change the channel?

I left it on thirteen

The president will explain this all to me

I don't need a fitness trainer

To be all that I can be

This little remote is all I really need



That's how we like it!



They target a destination

We watch it disappear

Don't you think it's time we had another beer?

The lines of communication

Are always the first to go

They've done it again

The patriots stole the show



That's how we like it!



Chorus:



When we get bored

We watch a war on my TV

And I'm surrounded by my friends

And that's how we like it!

When we get bored

We watch a war on live TV

We never know how it will end

And that's how we like it!



Repeat Chorus