[sample from some other tune]

"... wrench, adapt to '98

Signal flow forwardmost, we almost dislocate

We attach the dispatch back to catch the..."



[Verse One]

I've always been popular, get off the dick

hurdle barbwire give your ballsack a rip

to you jellybutt's doin calisthenics to Luke's tape

Good lookin out bitch, good luck on the weight

I'm snotty, I'm in the in crowd, I toldja

Walk into the kegger with a twelver on my shoulder

Wassup, bro? High-five, yo nice rack bitch

I'm stuck up, I'm sheltered and I'm hella rich



[Chorus]

I hate you, you suck, you are the worst person

Even if your mother is the holy virgin

I hate you, you suck, you are the worst person

Even if your father is the man behind the curtain

I hate you, you suck, you are the worst person

I hate you, you suck, I hate you, you suck

I hate you, you suck, you are the worst person

I hate you ... you suck



[Verse Two]

I hate that guy, he's a loser he's a dork

He can't get chicks, he's ugly and he's short

He can't play sports and he don't even drink

Don't know the words to the song, don't know why pussy stink

Imagine, walking through life as him

If I was I'd put my fat head in the oven

He'll never be cool, he's better off to join the circus

I kiss myself and thank God that I'm perfect



[Chorus: new 2nd line - "Even if your mother use the new improved detergent"]



[Verse Three]

My shit don't stink and my gear never wrinkles

I've had it up to here with you incompetent people

You know the drill, bring the virgins and cold beer

Don't front on the Messiah like I ain't standin right here

Turn from my gaze as I step in the place

Jerk off on the stand, watch me come beat the case

It's killin me, I swear, all this good food and tight snatch

Be sure where your wife's at cause FOOL I'm just like that



[scratched in sample of Pharoahe Monch x2: "Yeah, I said it"]



"Gramaui a gramaui, naguz negesti, madhayn allam, madhayn allam" [x2]



[Verse Four]

I was dippin, pickin on nerds in the lunchroom

When all of a sudden I got dumped on, dude

The pimple-faced geek I used to cheat off in class

Pulled on a ski mask and Swiss-cheesed my ass

So now I'm in a coma and body cast

Waitin on this fine nurse to give me a sponge bath

Even when I'm beat I'm still treated the best

It's obvious he did it cause he was jea-lous



[Chorus: new 2nd line - "Even if your mother never listened to the serpent"]