Principal Victoria she whistles while she types

She reads the editorials of people she dislikes

It went so fast, it was your life



Michael and Victoria they live in Central Park

The got the money from an uncle, eaten by a shark ???

It went so fast, it was his life

He takes cream and sugar in his coffee

She takes tea, okay, alright



Glory, Glory, here comes Gloria

Leaves a number by the bed, he should have thrown away instead

Glory, Glory, divorce lawyers,

Such is life, ah, such is life



It went so fast, it was your life

He takes cream and sugar in his coffee

She takes tea, ok, alright



Glory, Glory, oh Victoria

Cries herself to sleep at night underneath the moonless arbor

Glory, Glory, Poor Victoria,