Lisa Loeb: Where am I? 

B Real: How did I get here? 

Patti Smith: Today is very different than yesterday. 

Lou Rawls: So this is the world? 

Laurie Anderson: I miss my old womb. 

Gordon Gano: The wallpaper here just ain't the same. 

Fred Schneider: This word is something strange. 

Loeb: I'm wet, 

Phife: I'm cold, 

Lenny Kravitz: (waggles diaper) I need a change, 

All: (tosses blankets in air) 

This world is something new to me. 

Phife: (on one monitor) 

Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it! 

Dawn Robinson: (on an adjacent monitor) Me either! 

(Robotic camera zooms in on next baby) 

Beck: I'm hungry, 

Rawls: I'm tired, 

Jakob Dylan: (pounds crib floor to make pacifier bounce) 

I'm irritated. 

Rawls: But I love the extra leg room. 

Smith: (Points to her bellybutton) Man! They cut my cord! 

Iggy Pop: (Looks in his diaper to see, uh, 

Something Jewish boys get, usually at birth) 

Consider yourself lucky! 

Dylan: This world is way too big. 

Pop: (baby points at Chuckie) And populated by fuzzy pigs. 

All: This world is something new to me. 

Schneider: This world is such a gas. (passes gas) 

Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson: P.U., where's your class? 

All: This world is something new to me. 

(Two baby carriers collide with each other as the 

Rugrats push them around) 

Beck: (shouts) Quiet! can't a guy get some shuteye? 

Smith: (shouts) It's so noisy in here. 

Pop: (shouts) I can barely hear myself suck. 

(baby grabs bottle from Chuckie) 

Dylan: The food here tastes pretty good, 

Phife: My compliments to the chef. 

Robinson: And you gotta holler to get fed. 

Rawls: But I could get used to that. 

(babies cry; Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch) 

Loeb: This world is way too bright, 

Beck: Can't somebody turn down the light? 

Beck: (as another baby; looks inside diaper) 

So that's what that thing looks like. 

Dylan: All things here are meant for play, 

(throws pacifier; robotic camera follows it) 

Schneider: It's gonna be a real cool day. 

All: This world is something new to me. 

(Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain, 

While unidentified babies sing: 

"Da-de-da-da-da", etc.; one of the female babies say 

"Real cool", while another one says "Look!") 

All: (as rainbow forms) This world is something new to me. 

(robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends)