Cigarettes and chocolate milk, these are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me
If I should buy jellybeans, have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I like's a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me

And then there's those other things, which for several reasons we won't mention
Everything about 'em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder, a little bit deadly
It isn't very smart, tends to make one part so brokenhearted

Sitting here remembering me, always been a shoe made for the city
Go ahead accuse me of just singing about places
With scrappy boys' faces, have general run of the town
Playing with prodigal sons, takes a lot of sentimental valiums
Can't expect the world to be your Raggedy Andy,
While running on empty, you little old doll with a frown

You got to keep in the game, retaining mystique while facing forward
I suggest a reading of A Lesson in Tightropes,
Or Surfing Your High Hopes, or Adios Kansas
It isn't very smart, tends to make one part so brokenhearted

Still there's not a show on my back
Holes, or a friendly intervention
I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish
A little bit Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya
So please be kind if I'm a mess
Cigarettes and chocolate milk, cigarettes and chocolate milk