Tiger Woods is the best in the world
At stealing?
It's a conspiracy
'Cause the white man can't never make it in the golf game
Remember 9/11? That was me
The government pretend,
They your friend
And then when you steal some shit,
They put you in jail
Let's do a revolution
Everybody go outside, and find a white guy to kill

Martin Luther King had a,
Plan to kill all the white people,
And the plan was good
But then he stepped his ass outside,
Just to get some fresh air,
And someone said,
"Hey, that guy's black. I'd better shoot him. Where's my gun? Oh, here"

And because, Gandhi
Was Chinese
They gave him, some HIV
So he couldn't eat meat
Then like a trillion Indians died
And I ask you why,
Did they have to die?
Why?
Is it because they're black?

The Jonas Brothers,
Gang raped Katy Perry's butt,
And gave her AIDS,
And then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber,
And that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut

No one knows this stuff is up
That's why I'm here to tell you all about this stuff

K, now, let's take a look at Sweden,
All the girls are sluts
Everyone's private parts are beeding
Why can't that be us?
I pay taxes!

And Palestinians always,
Look pissed off
'Cause all them Jews be makin' millions
So they blow they selves up
That's pretty, emo

Black people just wanna eat,
In Africa,
But instead,
We give them money
"I can't eat this! Well maybe with some hot sauce.
I could eat money with hot sauce. Especially if it's fried"

The government will break,
Break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay
They'll rape, rape,
Your mom
They brought all that cocaine,
Into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS,
In our butts

Listen bitches,
The white man,
Owns all them fast food chains,
That gives us black people diabetes
And just 'cause you steal some cars,
You get boned in jail by some Mexican, named Jesus
They put secret chips in your penis,
But you could never this,
It's concealed
Let's to a revolution,
Everybody go outside and find a TV to steal

Yeah,
Gingers are the ones,
That have it worse than anyone
'Cause, no one will sleep with them,
But they'll always have a place in porn
'Cause people like watching,
Porn of girls that they'll never bone

At least not without a condom!

Oh, that feels good
The Jonas Brothers,
Gang raped Katy Perry's butt,
And gave her AIDS,
And then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber,
And that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut

The government will break,
Break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay
They'll rape, rape,
Your mom
They brought all that cocaine,
Into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS,
In our butts