Here comes a motherf**kin' goomba



Here to steal your hoe 

When you find that bitch,

She'll be pregnant fo show



Sliding through crack pipes

Jumping over shells

Just another motherf**kin' day in hell



I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago

Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go

Better when a letter from the princess says,

Help Me!



And then a nigga's gone bust some heads

I jump on em' SPLAT!

And I crush them bitches



My grumpy ass brother, Luigi, wishes

He could be like me, He'll never be like me

Cause I'm a P-I-M-P



I got 1 Up on you, So bitch f**k your crew

I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two



I got the rape cape flying

to escape real smooth

and all my haters can taste this goo



I got 1 up, Wassup

Yeah, I got it made

I got 99 lives and a bitch to save

And all you bitch maid suckers wanna f**k with me

I jump on you and stomp your face



Mario Lopez, cut my grass



Little android man with scissors on his dome

Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone

Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games

Got a couple skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang



The plant with the teeth, living on a vine

With no mind, and no conscious

He eats what he could find



And them ghosty ass niggas seem to be deaf and blind

Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind

Nevermind the baby goombas, I killed before they lived

Spilled their blood cold blooded

I could never be forgived by the turtle that I murdered

The one I took this cape from

What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from?



Running to the right, I'm always running to the right

This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life

And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different

I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight.



[Chorus]



I got 1 Up on you, So bitch f**k your crew

I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two



I got the rape cape flying

to escape real smooth

and all my haters can taste this goo



I got 1 up, Wassup

Yeah, I got it made

I got 99 lives and a bitch to save

And all you bitch maid suckers wanna f**k with me

I jump on you and stomp your face



I got 1 up on you punk ass, broke ass, dirty dog

Good for nothing motherf**ker, suck a dick hoe

So, come on some real game and get on my level 

I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto



Who took my bitch now, I'm joke, a trick, ow

I run this shit now, you ain't, you ain't shit.



[Chorus]



I got 1 Up on you, So bitch f**k your crew

I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two



I got the rape cape flying

to escape real smooth

and all my haters can taste this goo



I got 1 up, Wassup

Yeah, I got it made

I got 99 lives and a bitch to save

And all you bitch maid suckers wanna f**k with me

I jump on you and stomp your face



You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullshit

bitch says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go kill a thousand f**kin' turtles

Them niggas endangered man, bitch says she loves animals

How you gon deal with this shit hoe?



Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that ass, hoe