You've never seen what I could do. 

Like run a mile and jump hoops too

And ruin everything for you 

Could make me smile if you want to



Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' 

Between the shit and the shovel, 

The ass lick and the grovel and God

Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!



And everything you do 

To make me happy but you could 

Make me jump and spin Loops too

And crack a smile in front of you



Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' 

Between the shit and the shovel, 

The ass lick and the grovel and God

Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!



You know I hate it when you cry

It makes me want to burn your eyes 

Out with a poker every time 

And chase my tail to make you smile.



Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' 

Between the shit and the shovel, 

The ass lick and the grovel and God

Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!



Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' 

Between the shit and the shovel, 

The ass lick and the grovel and God

Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!