This song is about my dog

also about a brand new dance called

the greyhound shuffle

I got a pet greyhound

he runs pure fast

and whens hes in a race

kid

he never comes last

hes got gorgeous paws

his name is Lavender

i circle off his f**king birthday on the claender

(doo doo doo doo doo do do do do)

the greyhound shuffle