I'll cut your lawn if I can ride your sister

I'll piss in her face and then swear that I missed her

I'm tickling her tits with a foxes whisker

I'll blow her mind like a Halloween Whistler

UGGGHH!

All the boys in their pride,

They keep passing me by

And their asking me why?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

He's just biding his time

Now break it down bitch and lets all cry



What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it a nice eye?

What's wrong with Anthony's eye?

Is it a cod eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it Lambs eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it a Japs eye?



My mother bought me brand new shoes

So I said "f**k you" and started watching the news

Coz I only wear wellies when I'm perusing the telly

And give me all of your money so I can spend it on Jellies,

Coz I'm the baddest, bitch

I'm the biggest prick

I'm only licking your lips to get a nicotine hit

I'll start throwing a fit

Rolling in shit

I'll leave a fart inside your bed and then I'll never admit it

WOOOOO!!!



What's wrong with Anthony's eye?

Is it a cod eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it Lambs eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it a Japs eye?



Yesterday when brushing my teeth

I had a vision of you sitting

Watching champions league,

And from the back of the seat

Came out a hive of bees

And they stung you on the tits until you roared and screamed

You began to cry

You started asking "Why?"

"Is all this a result of Anthony's eye?"

And I'm Anthonys Iris, as it scans Kilkee,

Looking for a beurre who'll let me touch her gee



What's wrong with Anthony's eye?

Is it a cod eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it Lambs eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it a Japs eye?



What's wrong with Anthony's eye?

Is it a cod eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it Lambs eye?

What's wrong with Anthonys eye?

Is it a Japs eye?