You may have seen it on your TV
In your private home
You may have even seen it on the scoreboard
In the Astrodome

Gets you in the elbows
Back of the neck
Who knows where the heartbreak's
Going next

Heartbreak of psoriasis
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Got that flaky flaky skin

When I come to your town
Looks like snow outside
So much flaky skin in my Cadillac
Can't even see to drive

Elbows started shrinkin
Just about flaked away
Even with the Tegrin I'm takin
Looks like the heartbreak's here to stay

Heartbreak of psoriasis
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Got that flaky flaky skin
Got that flaky flaky skin

I used to be from D.C.
But they don't want no more of me
They said my head was the worst dust bowl
They had ever seen

I'm gonna join Hare Krishna
Become a Buddhist monk
Sell flowers in the airport
With all the other piddly punks

Heartbreak of psoriasis
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Got that flaky flaky skin
Got that flaky flaky skin

So much flaky skin in my Cadillac can't even see to drive
Beep beep flaky skin