You ain't seen nothing yet
  They've got Pepsi in the Andes
  McDonalds in Tibet
  Yosemite's been turned into
  A golf course for the Japs
  The Dead Sea is alive with rap
  Between the Tigris and Euphrates
  There's a leisure centre now
  They've got all kinds of sports
  They've got Bermuda shorts
  They had sex in Pennsylvania
  A Brazilian grew a tree
  A doctor in Manhattan
  Saved a dying man for free
  It's a miracle
  Another Miracle
  By the grace of God Almighty
  And the pressures of the marketplace
  The human race has civilized itself
  It's a miracle
  We've got warehouses of butter
  We've got oceans of wine
  We've got famine when we need it
  Got designer crime
  We've got Mercedes
  We've got Porsche
  Ferrari and Rolls Royce
  We've got choice
  She said meet me
  In the Garden of Gethsemene my dear
  The Lord said Peter I can see
  Your house from here
  An honest family man
  Finally reaped what he had sown
  A farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
  It's a miracle
  By the grace of God Almighty
  And the pressures of the marketplace
  The human race has civilized itself
  It's a miracle
  We cower in our shelters
  With our hands over our ears
  Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
  Runs for years and years and years
  An earthquake hits the theatre
  But the operetta lingers
  Then the piano lid comes down
  And breaks his fucking fingers
  It's a miracle