Somewhere there’s a lady with a special set of feelings
That would love to sit and listen to the things I have to say

Somewhere past the darkness that I see outside my window
There’s a room that’s warm and cosy and a place for me to stay

Somewhere there’s a lady who is all inside a woman
Who will love me for my goodness and just throw the rest away

Somewhere there’s a lady who will tolerate my madness
And who will look upon my sadness as a thing that goes away

Somewhere past the darkness that I see outside my window
There’s a room that’s warm and cosy and a place for me to stay

Somewhere there’s a lady who is all inside a woman
Who will love me for my goodness and just throw the rest away

Somewhere there’s a lady who will tolerate my madness
And who will look upon my sadness as a thing that goes away