Way down yonder by the forks of the branch
The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced
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I bet I've seen a million rows of them little red poetic signs up and down the line
Come on come on one more time

Yonder goes Willie he's passin' on a hill he don't dress nice but he drives fit to kill
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Well my pappy ain't smart he ain't good at quizzin'
But one thing he knows is how to keep mama his'n
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Roses are red and violets are blue you chase me and so will I
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