I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower

Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour

I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door

I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no more



That's just my luck

Somebody stole my truck

Just leaving me stuck

What an insensitive shmuck

My stomach is rumblin' and my head's in pain

I'm standin outside in the pourin rain

I can't get to work, that's just my luck



Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call

I told him I'd be late for work, he said "don't bother comin' at all!"

I tried to tell him that my truck was gone but he said that he didn't care

Then he slammed down the telephone, now I'm deaf in my right ear



That just my luck

Now my ear don't work

It realy hurts

My ex boss is a jerk

I ain't got much cash, the rent is due

Somethin's stickin to my left shoe

I just stepped in WHAT?!?!, that's just my luck



Well I walked down to the local bar with the few dollars that I had

I asked a pretty lady if she would dance and her boyfriend, he got mad

I pulled out an old hickory stick, he pulled out a gun

I looked around the four corners of the bar but there wasn't any place to run



That's just my luck

Cause I got wood and he's got lead

And he's really red

I think I'm dead

Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write

"He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight.

There ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck."



Naw there ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck.