im gettin married to my pickup truck

it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck

it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer

or want a divorce

it doesn't care if I stay out late

it doesn't bitch about the money i make

we'll be together till the end

it won't sleep with my best friend

im gonna get down on one knee

and ask my truck if it'll marry me

i'll never drive another car

we'll honeymoon at the titty bar

we're gonna have the time of our life

the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife

you think im crazy, but listen to this

i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no

wedding ring won't cost me a buck

when I get married to my pickup

pickup truck