More of a Man

Rodney Carrington







She likes to go hunting with her buddies

She once killed a dear with just a stick

She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey

And pull my finger's still her favorite trick



She likes Hormel chili on her ice cream yeah

With a jalapeño pepper on the side

She once fried bacon with her shirt off

Chopped up an onion and didn't even cry



CHORUS

Hey she's more of a man then I'll ever be

Shes done things that most men can't believe

She chews tobacco swallows the juice

Her real names Shela but they call her Moose

She's more of a man then I'll ever be

It's plain to see

She put the he in she

She's more of a man then I'll ever be



She likes her old job down at the factory

Even though she lost an arm in '83

She spent a little time in Folsom prison

And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee



She's never rode a bull that's ever thrown her

Hell she rode one all the way through Tennesee

She's never met a man who's ever owned her

Although I think she's got the hots for me



She's more of a man then I'll ever be

She's done things most men won't believe

She eats beef jerkey by the ton

And stares directly at the sun

Shes more of a man then I'll ever be

It's plain to see

She put the he in she

She's more of a man then I'll ever be