One beer then I'm gone

The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on 

got together and decided to come here

They're not pretty  

They're not small

I don't give a damn at all

Tonight I'm only having just one beer



Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers

I don't mind the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just two beers



Three beers but no more

There's no way I'm drinking four

My attitude's improving with the beer

I was mad but now I'm glad

The women in here, they ain't so bad

Tonight I'm only having just three beers



Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers

I kinda like the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just six beers



Twelve beers then I quit

Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit

I just spent my whole paycheck in here

I took a chance 

I tried to dance

I threw up and pissed my pants

All off one beer



Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer

At least that's what I said when I got here

It felt so right, but it was wrong

I know that I've stayed too long

I think I musta drank hundred beers

Well now I wished I had only one beer



God I wish I never came in here