Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours?
Curly:
  Why do the neighbors chatter all day, behind their doors?
Laurey
  I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue.
  Here is the gist, a practical list of "don'ts" for you.
  Don't throw bouquets at me
  Don't please my folks too much
  Don't laugh at my jokes too much
  People will say we're in love!
  Don't sigh and gaze at me
  Your sighs are so like mine
  Your eyes mustn't glow like mine
  People will say we're in love!
  Don't start collecting things
  Give me my rose and my glove.
  Sweetheart they're suspecting things
  People will say we're in love.
Curly:
  Some people claim that you are to blame as much as I
  Why do you take the trouble to bake my favrite pie?
  Granted your wish, I carved our initials on that tree
  Just keep a slice of all the advice you give, so free.
  Don't praise my charm too much
  Don't look so vain with me
  Don't stand in the rain with me
  People will say we're in love!
  Don't take my arm too much
  Don't keep your hand in mine
  Your hand feels so grand in mine
  People will say we're in love!
  Don't dance all night with me
  Till the stars fade from above.
  They'll see it's alright with me
Both:
  People will say we're in love