How'd you do
I
See you've met my
Faithful Handyman

He's just a bit brought
down coz
When you knocked he
thoght you were the candyman

Don't get strung up
By the way I look
Don't judge a book
by it's coverrrrr
I'm not
Much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a loverrrr

Chorus: I'm just a sweet Transvestite
         From transexual
        Transyvania Ha ha

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You both look like you're
pretty groovy

But if you
want something visual
That's not too abmismal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad: We're glad we caught you at home
      Can we use your phone?
      We're both in quite a bit of a hurry
Janet: Right
Brad: We'll just say where we are
        then go back to the car
       we don't want to be any worry

Frank: Well you got
       caught with a flat
Well
How bout that?
But babies
Don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

Chorus

Why don't you stay for the night(night)
Or maybe a bite(bite)
I can show you my favourite, obsession

I've been makin a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

ChorusX2

So come up to the lab
and see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with antisi...pation

But maybe the rain
Wasn't really to blame
so I'll remove the cause
But not the syntom