Blame Canada
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me for my son, Stan.
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan.

And my boy,
Eric once had my picture on his shelf.
But now when I see him
He tells me to fuck myself.

WELL...
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anway.

My son could have been a doctor
Or a lawyer, it's true.
Instead he burned up
Like a piggy on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey-hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too,
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada, foooor...
The smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks
Of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!