Picture the scene. 

"Hello, how are you?" 
"Well I'm green and yellow, 
Pinky blue." 

Dead alternative. 

"Oh then, please step right in 
To our nursery. 
Just pick a group 
That you can relate to, 
Now the grownups have gone." 

After the party is 
Over, my friend, 
There will be nothing you can 
Put your finger on. 
Just a parasol.