It's fun to run, it's fun to play,
It's fun to make things out of clay.
It's fun to fill your car with gas.
It's fun to break... things made of glass.

It's fun to spray yourslef with Mace,
It's fun to sqeeze your mother's face.
It's fun to mow your daddy's grass,
It's fun to break... this made of glass.

But broken glass can cut your hand
And then you'll bleed across the land.
Ask any woman, child or man
The dangers that you'll have...
With broken glass.

Sometimes I put on special pants,
And then I board a plane to France,
When I arrive, I start to dance,
And then I break... things made of glass.

With broken glass.

But broken glass is not a food.
So don't you listen to some dude.
Who says put cheese on broken glass and make a SAND-A-WHICH...
Out of broken glass!

Broken glass isn't good for your tummy.
Although you might think that it's kinda yummy.
Don't eat that glass, don't be a dummy.
Stay in school.

And don't eat broken glass.
Don't eat broken glass.

Let's sing a song about broken glass
I'll help you write it after class
There is no song that could surpass
This song we sing.
About broken glass.

HARMONICA SOLO!

(Spoken) About broken glass.