There was this fuckin bloke

dirty ole cunt

sucked his own cock

made me fuckin throw up



He was the man

yeah the man

the man who sucked his own cock

Oi Oi Oi!



Then one day he ate his own balls

tasted real good with tar-tar sauce

and washed down with a pint

of working class lager beer mate



He was the man

yeah the man

the man who sucked his own cock

Oi Oi Oi!



I don't fuckin judge

but some people are just fuckin scum

yeah, he sucked his own cock

then rammed a sour kraut up his bum