I know it's a dirty habit

but I like to fuck nuns

slip her a length

and pork her til she cums

those hessian knickers

are a sight to be seen

jesus fucking christ

nuns are fucking obscene!



Given half a chance I'd fuck a nun,

given half a chance, fuck her up the bum,

given half a chance, I'd fuck a nun,

she's so dirty - oi!



Plunging her beaver

to a photo of the pope

even her crucifix

offers NO hope

a six-pack of beer 

and a fit full of smack

with her greased up fist

up the vicars arse crack!