[JJD]

So I pull up to the light, in my grand prix

And I find out there's a woman right next to me

She turns her head and I say you're a disgrace

Not to your family, but the whole human race

When you leave the house I say "The bitch is loose"

The only reason you're here is to reproduce

When it comes to drivin you fuckin suck

Oh you didn't crash? Well that's just luck

I hate all those women who try to drive a stick

They should be sittin in my car, suckin my dick

You can't grab the wheel cause that's to tough

Cookin in the kitchen should be enough



[The Shaft]

Women drive just like the got outta bars

Gettin tickets, drivin crazy, hittin parked cars

Get off your cell phone you stupid hoe

Now get on the corner and make daddy some dough



[JJD]

Yesterday I heard you passed your test

You didn't fail cause you got big breasts

Males are better drivers don't ask me why

You ladies fuckin suck and you can't deny



[The Shaft]

I come up to a light, I'm seein Cassi

She's in her Lexus, lookin all classy

She revs her engine, I burn her off the line

"Get off the road" says the lord divine



[K-Man]

Sticky icky icky, you suck at drivin

Sticky icky icky, suck on my dicky

Sticky icky icky, you suck at drivin

Sticky icky icky, suck on my dicky

When I'm in my car I wanna survive

But then I get scared when I see a woman drive

So you come up to the turn, you gotta grab the wheel

That's way more complicated than makin my meal



[The Shaft]

I can see into the future, it's gettin kinda dark

We got women like Kristen who don't know how to park

Hey yo, women! It's gettin to be a pattern

Two months in Heather crashed her new saturn

Remember that night Anabell got drunk?

Only thing out that house was a trunk