I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow 
I'm drunk and dirty, but don't ya know
I'm still  . . . willin' 
Drivin' on the road late at night
I see my pretty Alice in every head light 
Alice . . . Dallas Alice 

And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari 
Tehachapi to Tonapah 
I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made 
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed 
And if you give me weed, whites, and wine 
And you show me a sign 
I'll be willin' . . . to be movin' 

Well I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet 
I had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet
And I'm still  . . . willin' 
And I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico 
Get baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico  

And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari 
Tehachapi to Tonapah 
I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made 
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed 
And if you give me weed, whites, and wine 
And you show me a sign 
I'll be willin' . . . to be movin'