FRANK:

How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked, 

he thought you were the candyman 

Don't get strung out, by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover 

I'm not much of a man by the light of day,

but by night I'm one hell of a lover 



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual Transylvania 



Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy 

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal, 

we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie



BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home.  Could we use your phone? We're          			    

both in a bit of a hurry.

JANET: Right.

BRAD: We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.  We don't    

want to be any worry.



FRANK: Well you got caught with a flat, well how 'bout that?

	  Well babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual Transylvania



Why don't you stay for the night? (night)

Or maybe, a bite? (bite)

I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been makin' a man with blonde hair and a tan

and he's good for relieving my tension



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From transexual Transylvania

Hey Hey! I'm just a transvestite

From transexual Transylvania.



So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. 

I see you shiver with antici...pation

But maybe the rain is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!