You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces

And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton

You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence

Tenderness and innocence - in Denton 



You'll find conference rooms

And a children's playground

Denton is a real OK town

Civic pride and civic duty

And Denton girls are

(wolf whistle)

Full of beauty



You may call us the goody goody two shoes

We're here to cheer you with the good news

That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N

That's ten out of ten!



If you're looking for a life of leisure 

You're going to get a whole lot to please ya 

Again and again 

And again and again 

And again! 



Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension

You're where the heart is, you're OK

Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention

You're the home of youth

You're America's truth

You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.



This is the Mecca of America 

The Bethlehem of the West 

This is the birthplace of the virtuous 

The home of happiness 



Leisurewise, we're you will adapt 

Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday 

And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map 



Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension

You're where the heart is, you're OK

Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention

You're the home of youth

You're America's truth

You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A.



Denton, Denton, you've got (clap) no pretension

You're (clap) where the heart is, you're OK

Denton, Denton, I'd just (clap) like to mention

You're (clap) the acceptable face

(clap) Of the human race

You're (clap) Denton, Denton, U.S.A.



And now for a commercial break 



OK kids, lets hear the five Fs for today. F for... 

Farley! 

F for... 

Flavors! 

F for... 

Fabulous! 

F for... 

Fast! 

And F for... 

Food! 



First and foremost, Farley Flavors fabulous fast foods

Feed and fortify families for a fabulous future



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